1-800-Zombie: "Jolt Yr Nuts" Lyrics

Drinkin', drinkin' Jolt all night

Helpin' me keep on the light

Playin' my Nintendo

But I have my Mario

And I have my little Toad

They will keep me company

When I play them on TV

I beat the bosses on each level

And now it's your turn to settle

Bowser you can suck my dick

After I poke you with a stick

I will stay up all night

Just so I can win this fight

But that cola's goin' down

It's makin' me dance around

Jolt is kickin' in alright

I might have to pause this fight

Up, right, down, down, side to side

Jolt is goin' to win this fight