Babyshambles: "Who's Got The Crack" Lyrics

There's no such thing as a harmless joke

There's no such thing as a gentle toke

There's no such thing as Panama Jack

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

I am a goat

In a moat

With a boat

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

I like it when my hair is poofy

I like you when you slip me a roofy

I like it when you've got the crack

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

I wanna be a hippie

But I forgot how to love

It's hard to be a garbage man

When a sailor stole my gloves

I wanna be reckless

But I'm feeling so uptight

Put your mama in a headlock baby

And do it right

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

Who's got the crack, who's got the crack