Machine Gun Fellatio: "Gulf Kont" Lyrics

Let's get it all together now



How to play golf

I'll give you one tip (?)

How to play golf

I'll give you one tip (?)

Hit the ball away from you (swing!)



The ball is teed up

The ball is teed up

Start out with a drive

Heave at the ball



How to play golf

(swing!)

How to play golf



You ever take turf? Just a little turf, just a little turf

You ever take turf? I said I take turf all the time



You gotta (swing!) grip correctly, you gotta cock these wrists

You gotta grip correctly, you gotta have good footwear



Shove your right foot out

Turn the right foot in

Shove your right foot out

Heave at the ball



The ball is teed up

The ball is teed up

Start out with a drive

Heave at the ball



The ball is teed up

The ball is teed up

Start out with a drive

Heave at the ball



(swing! clack! Yeah! Alright!)



It's just a difficult day

And don't let anybody ever, ever tell you any different