Mad Caddies: "Mum's The Word" Lyrics

well approclimation of the situation tends to bend

when you have too much to drink

and you piss off your friends

you can't talk,

and you can't walk,

and you don't know your name,

you find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame,



the booze just kills your conscience

and your dick is in your hand

and you dont know who the fuck is in your bed