O.L.D.: "Tracheotomy Peashooter" Lyrics

Chicken bone - in my neck

I can't breathe - what the heck

Butter knife impales my throat

Through the slit - I start to choke

Plastic straw - held with gum

EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY

Has been done

Waiting for the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

I take the peas from my plate

Load the straw and fire away

Waiting for the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

Emergency - Tracheotomy

Can be fun - you better run

Waiting for the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

I take the peas from my plate

Load the straw and fire away

Shooting people in their eyes

Is so much fun, the pain subsides

Launching peas from my neck

Blinds the waitress who drops the check

Waiting for - the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

Emergency Tracheotomy

Can be fun - you better run - you better run

Waiting for - the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

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