Of Montreal: "Christmas Is Only Good If You're Not an Animal" Lyrics

I got dolls with silk and sashes then I tore

Out their eyelashes

Mom would wonder if I was evil when I'd

Covet my brother's Kenievel

Christmas time is filled with joy but only if

You're a little boy

I got a rocket and a fire truck how I always

Cursed my luck

I never wanted trains or trollies all I wanted

Were paper dolls

Christmas time around the world is only good

If you're a little girl

We never get what we wanted cause what

We really want is each others presents

This may seem bad or just plain silly but we

Could change the tags from Sally to Billy and

From Billy to Sally

I think we know now how we can be happy

We found a way to fool Mommy and Daddy

In a few years we many run into messes when

You start wanting to wear my dresses