S.P.O.C.K: "I Am An Android" Lyrics

I'm not a human, if that's what you think 

 Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink 

 You see 

 I am an android 

 It isn't blood that floats in my veins 

 It's a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil 

 Which means 

 I am an android 

 My electronic heart is a microchip 

 And the rest of me is more or less plastic 

 I am an android 

 Don't see me as a robot, that's something I don't like 

 You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike 

 You see 

 I am an android 

 I am so gracious, more than anyone 

 So just call for me and anything will be done 

 You see 

 I am an android 

 Usually I am a nice little prick 

 Especially when I swing my silver dick 

 You see 

 I am an android