Uncle Kracker: "Intro" Lyrics

(Kid Rocks "Only god knows why" playing in the background.)

(Buses airbrakes and horn)

Kracker: ugh..I guess this is where I get off?

Kid Rock: yep...Remember everything I told you?

Kracker: yep

Kid Rock: Got your songbook

Kracker: yep

Kid Rock: Got them beats I gave ya

Kracker: yep

Kid Rock: Money

Kracker: yep

Kid Rock: Cellphone

Kracker: hun huh

Kid Rock: What's wrong?

Kracker: What if I don't make it?

Kid Rock: That's impossible

Kracker: Well what if?

Kid Rock: Fuck what and tell if to suck my dick

Kracker: ha ha

Kid Rock: I tought you to well for that, besides the money's already

          made and the foundation's already been laid.(Lighter flick)

          Now remember the most important thing I tought you.

          When it gets crazy out there with the money, and the girls

          and the fame. 

Kracker: What's that?

Kid Rock: Make sure you pinch it at the top before you roll it down

Kracker: Got it

Kid Rock: Now get out of here

(bus leaving)